Dolphin sex?

[gray_ghost]

What the fuck?

I get the feeling this was written by a biologist who has been spending a little too much with their object of study.

Comments

[elizabuffy.livejournal.com]

umm...wow! that's just... interesting, educational, and really disturbing. poor little dolphins.

i think you're right. someone enjoys his job a bit too much.

~e!

[gray-ghost.livejournal.com]

Kate actually read to the bottom of this thing. He's not a biologist...just a weirdo.

I couldn't get farther than his health advisory against women trying copulation:

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

I was like wow...I don't think he found all that info out on the Discovery channel.

[elizabuffy.livejournal.com]

I know! All I could think of was the dolphin grabbing some person with his prehensile cock and taking them to the deep end of ocean. I can see the headlines now: death by dolphin dick.

~e!