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What the fuck?
I get the feeling this was written by a biologist who has been spending a little too much with their object of study.
I get the feeling this was written by a biologist who has been spending a little too much with their object of study.
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Date: 2005-07-27 02:57 pm (UTC)From:i think you're right. someone enjoys his job a bit too much.
~e!
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Date: 2005-07-27 09:42 pm (UTC)From:I couldn't get farther than his health advisory against women trying copulation:
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
I was like wow...I don't think he found all that info out on the Discovery channel.
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Date: 2005-07-27 09:45 pm (UTC)From:~e!
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Date: 2005-07-27 07:25 pm (UTC)From:EUGH.
where do you find this stuff?
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Date: 2005-07-27 09:40 pm (UTC)From:And LOL....I got your inner-Puritan to squeal!
I think nature boy needs some help. He'll be arrested at some point (if he hasn't been already).
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Date: 2005-07-27 09:46 pm (UTC)From:~e!
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Date: 2005-07-28 01:31 am (UTC)From:Actually I don't know if the dolphins up here have a 'reputation' for that sort of thing or not, so I really should not cast aspersions upon their moral virtue =)