Dolphin sex?

[gray_ghost]

What the fuck?

I get the feeling this was written by a biologist who has been spending a little too much with their object of study.

Comments

[elizabuffy.livejournal.com]

umm...wow! that's just... interesting, educational, and really disturbing. poor little dolphins.

i think you're right. someone enjoys his job a bit too much.

~e!

[katekat]

Oh my god. I know that I'm usually the one to say live and let live, but this guy just seems like an uber-freak. And of course he has to sneak in! No self respecting biologist/trainer/guardian of dolphins would be into having sex with them.

EUGH.

where do you find this stuff?

[gray-ghost.livejournal.com]

Just have a talent for finding weird creepy shit =)

And LOL....I got your inner-Puritan to squeal!

I think nature boy needs some help. He'll be arrested at some point (if he hasn't been already).

[gray-ghost.livejournal.com]

Kate actually read to the bottom of this thing. He's not a biologist...just a weirdo.

I couldn't get farther than his health advisory against women trying copulation:

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

I was like wow...I don't think he found all that info out on the Discovery channel.

[elizabuffy.livejournal.com]

I know! All I could think of was the dolphin grabbing some person with his prehensile cock and taking them to the deep end of ocean. I can see the headlines now: death by dolphin dick.

~e!

[elizabuffy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he should move to washington to avoid being arrested?

~e!

[gray-ghost.livejournal.com]

Yes - and miles upon miles of quiet coast with tons of horny dolphins =)

Actually I don't know if the dolphins up here have a 'reputation' for that sort of thing or not, so I really should not cast aspersions upon their moral virtue =)