Harry Potter Fanfic We'd Rather Not See

[gray_ghost]

ROFLMAO (and I have yet to read one piece of Harry Potter fanfic - primarily for the reasons touched upon below, and others they list which I have not even thought of). Whoever came up with this list seems to have read A LOT of it though!



BY SEAN OSMAN, GUTBLOOM, SHELDON BAKER, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, OLIVER WOOD,
CALAMITY JON MORRIS, BEN FLASTER, and JUSTIN VIDOVIC

Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name
as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name
as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of
Again

Harry Potter and the Summer Internship

Harry Potter and the E Street Band

Harry Potter and the Things You Have to do to Get By in Prison

Harry Potter and the It Was All Only A Dream

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Detainees of Azerbaijan

Harry Potter and the Wand of Franchise Extension

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood, the Quadroon, and the Octaroon

Harold and His Big Purple Crayon of Adolescent Yearning

Hal Pot and the Intellectuals of Cambodia

Harry Putter's Magic Golf Game in 21 Weeks

Hairy Potter and the Bears of San Francisco

Harry Potter and the shameless Tom Clancy Crossover

Harry Potter and the 2000 Election

Harry Potter and the HufflePuff Orgy

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Magic Destruction

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza

Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts

Harry Potter and the Bizarro Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Lil Bratz

Harry Potter and the Street Fighter II Tournament

Harry Potter and the King of Pop

Harry Potter and the Birth of Christ

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stones in His Mouth

Harry Potter and the Jews and Crusaders

Harry Potter the Geopolitical Realities of the Post-Nuclear Age

Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman's Character is are Totally Doing It

Harry Potter and the Cusp of Manhood

Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Mucous

Harry Potter and Ma$e feat. Lil' Jon and The Ruff Ryders

Harry Potter and the Insidious Compact Disc Root Kit Installation

Harry Potter and the Gargoyle of Reacharounds

Harry Potter and the Sandwich of Crotchmeat

Harry Potter and the Website of Jokes

Harry Potter and the Incredibly Long Run-On Sentence That ALmost Makes It
Look As If The First Three Paragraphs Of The Story Are Actually More Like
The First Three Sentences And Then Hermione Says Harry That Dragon Is
Attacking You and Ron Is In Danger So Harry Potter Reaches Into His Magic
Bag And Removes A Magic Card That He Says Makeus Enlargitus and The
Creature On The Card Which Is A Griffin With The Body Of A Zebra But Claws
Of A Lion Comes Out Of It And When It (The Dragon) s Defeated Harry Says
It Was Voldemort and Hermione Says How Do You Know And Harry Says I Just
Know and Ron Goes Gulp!

Harry Potter and the Hendersons

Harry Potter and the Titles of Harry Potter Fanfic We'd Rather Not Read

How about ANY OF THEM?

Comments

[glimmergirl.livejournal.com]

Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts

Hey... that one sounds kind of realistic... *pets hermione*

Though. Heh. Reading these was almost as much "fun" as reading the actual badfic itself.

[gray-ghost.livejournal.com]

Actually - Hermione vs a Cryptofascist Conspiracy sounds pretty cool! I would actually read that!