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Okay...this sounds like so much bullshit but...ahem...apparently some top secret dolphins the US Navy was training for covert operations have escaped into the wild because of Hurricane Katrina. The dolphins are considered armed (with...ummm...toxic dart guns) and very very dangerous. Approach with extreme caution. And I'm really sorry...but I could not resist the impulse:
In 2005 a crack dolphin unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These dolphins promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Texas Underground. Today, still wanted by the US Navy, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,
and if you can find them, maybe
you can hire the A-Team
(and they work really really cheap....just feed them fishies)
In 2005 a crack dolphin unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These dolphins promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Texas Underground. Today, still wanted by the US Navy, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,
and if you can find them, maybe
you can hire the A-Team
(and they work really really cheap....just feed them fishies)
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Date: 2005-09-26 04:46 pm (UTC)From: