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The XXX-Rated Bible
Aug. 3rd, 2005 04:05 amThis site presents thousands of Biblical quotes to make all of your Bible-thumping relatives squirm and blush.
This is a good one:
Ezekiel 16:17 "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..."
What did they do with the jewels? I need to read the Bible more. It might help me to understand why so many Xians are such closet pervs. It seems as though every kink you could possibly imagine is covered in the Old Testament (and a few even in the New).
This is a good one:
Ezekiel 16:17 "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..."
What did they do with the jewels? I need to read the Bible more. It might help me to understand why so many Xians are such closet pervs. It seems as though every kink you could possibly imagine is covered in the Old Testament (and a few even in the New).
