Check this out....

Because this was written by a guy who now has every hacker and script kiddy on the planet looking for ways to complicate his life.

This quote from a Usenet post of his will make the perfect epitaph for his tombstone:

I know it sounds like I am just after some free code due to my laziness but I really dont have the time and I am serious about the cash - I really need this functionality!

Here's some context