Just joined
anita_blake_fan
And the first post I read made me laugh:
Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series (A.B.V.H.S.) =
Anita
Bangs
Various
Horny
Sluts
Anita
Blake's
Vaginal
Home
for
STD's
Any
Body
Vertical,
Horizontile,
SEX
Annoying
Books
Voice
Hamilton's
Sluttiness
Although I've actually met L.K.H and slutty isn't really the first word that comes to mind when you see her in person. Nerdy (yet very strict and proper) h.s. English teacher with a habit of taking off her glasses and chewing on the ends while she is thinking about some passage in Shakespeare. I don't know why she took the series in a noise-dive towards sluttsville, but at least she hasn't fucked up the Faerie series yet.