Bash.org

Another useless site to waste hours of your day at...

It's a huge quote database of odd things that have been said in IRC chatrooms....and as with most things online, the humor of the site is enhanced immensely if you're already a total geek.


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-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info

<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21

<Word_of_God>  Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the
morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - 
(KJV)

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*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)

<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this
channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

Quote from the Reagan Diaries

From an entry dated May 17, 1986:

"A moment I've been dreading.  George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job.  Not the political one who lives in Florida.  The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless.  This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job.  Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something.  That looks like easy work."