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Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Jul. 25th, 2006 08:15 amOkay....here's what happend....
I finally reach the Boss level after three days of playing practically nonstop....to find this Evil Nazi scientist laughing at my foolish attempts to destroy his ultimate creation - Der Uber Soldier. Kind of like a Nazi Robocop. I'm on an elevated platform, and he trots out Herr Uber Soldier about 200 ft from where I am. And there are health packs strewn all over the place so I figure that the plan is thus: After Nazi scientist tells me how his creation is going to kill der Amerikaner, the thing will walk out and quickly make a grease spot of me for the first of about 20 times before I finally seize upon a weakness or a design flaw and bring his evil minion to his knees. Only he's taking so long explaining how this is going to happen that I whip out my bazooka and begin to plug at his creation. Who doesn't fire back at all - but just stands there like an idiot - because I think the game AI was waiting for the speech to finish. I destroy the thing with six blasts, and then slaughter a half dozen Nazi scientists rushing in to repair the thing. Or flee from me. I'm not sure which and didn't bother asking. Then evil scientist guy gets pissed and runs out of his cubicle (where he was SAFE!) and shoots wildly in my general vicinity with a luger. I hit him with a bazooka and all that remains is a tiny cloud of pink fleshy bits that drifts slowly to the ground.
That's IT!
THE FUCKING END!
Lame.....
So glad I downloaded the pirated version off the Internet, or else I would be really pissed. The mad doctor in the original Wolfenstein who threw poison-filled syringes at you would have totally mopped the floor with Herr Uber Soldier. I think there might be more missions but right now I'm so disgusted that I have to step away from the computer.
I finally reach the Boss level after three days of playing practically nonstop....to find this Evil Nazi scientist laughing at my foolish attempts to destroy his ultimate creation - Der Uber Soldier. Kind of like a Nazi Robocop. I'm on an elevated platform, and he trots out Herr Uber Soldier about 200 ft from where I am. And there are health packs strewn all over the place so I figure that the plan is thus: After Nazi scientist tells me how his creation is going to kill der Amerikaner, the thing will walk out and quickly make a grease spot of me for the first of about 20 times before I finally seize upon a weakness or a design flaw and bring his evil minion to his knees. Only he's taking so long explaining how this is going to happen that I whip out my bazooka and begin to plug at his creation. Who doesn't fire back at all - but just stands there like an idiot - because I think the game AI was waiting for the speech to finish. I destroy the thing with six blasts, and then slaughter a half dozen Nazi scientists rushing in to repair the thing. Or flee from me. I'm not sure which and didn't bother asking. Then evil scientist guy gets pissed and runs out of his cubicle (where he was SAFE!) and shoots wildly in my general vicinity with a luger. I hit him with a bazooka and all that remains is a tiny cloud of pink fleshy bits that drifts slowly to the ground.
That's IT!
THE FUCKING END!
Lame.....
So glad I downloaded the pirated version off the Internet, or else I would be really pissed. The mad doctor in the original Wolfenstein who threw poison-filled syringes at you would have totally mopped the floor with Herr Uber Soldier. I think there might be more missions but right now I'm so disgusted that I have to step away from the computer.
